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Silverback

Fuck Joe!
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AlienXtx

Nignog
Florida man is Ricky's dad off Trailer Park Boys lol
 

TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
Five Undeniable Facts of Life

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

I haven't verified these on "Snopes," but they sound about right!

THE 5 ANSWERS YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR (again not verified by “Snopes”)!!!

1. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'.

2. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear

3. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wet and wild, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

4. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world's best short joke:

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.
 

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
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AlienXtx

Nignog
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AlienXtx

Nignog
Gotta keep that 150hp pinned down
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Silverback

Fuck Joe!
An old man was sitting on his porch when he sees little Johnny come down the road with a run chicken wire. The Old man asked where he was going. Sir I'm going to get me some chickens. The old man just laughed and said ok... but that's not how that works. Bout an hour later here comes Johnny with a bunch of chickens in the chicken wire. Well ill be damned said the old man.

Next day he sees little Johnny comin' down the road with a strand of duct tape. He asked where ya goin Johnny? Johnny replied to get me some ducks. Ok said the old man but... that's not how that works. Bout an hour later he sees Johnny with a load of ducks attached to the duct tape. Well ill be damned he said.

Next day he sees Johnny comin with a pussy willow in his hand. He jumps up off the porch and yells for Johnny to hold on!! Wait here while I get my coat!
 
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