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Silverback

Fuck Joe!
When my wife and I got married, the place we had planned for the wedding reception to be at burned about 2 months prior to the date. So we had to scramble to find a place. Only place left (June wedding) was this little hall that had no bar. So we had to provide beer. We had a couple kegs and about 35 cases of beer... all kinds. During the reception someone didn't know there was a giant ass cooler full of beer in another area and went and bought like 10 more cases. Anyhow, afterwards we had beer left over. At least 10-12 cases of beer. I tried to drink the Buttwiper. No love. But the wife was like "What are we gonna do with all this beer?" We drove past some homeless camp maybe a week later, she says "I know.. we can give all that leftover beer to the homeless!".. I say "Yeah that's a great idea!"... It wasn't. LOL. We get back home and she wanted me to help her load up the beer to take to the homeless. I laughed.. no that is not a good idea. Pretty sure we ended up giving it away to whoever showed any interest in it. "Oh you like Miller Lite, you'll love this free case of MGD". Took several cases to her parents house so they could pawn it off on friends that came over. :)
 

AlienXtx

Nignog

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
When my wife and I got married, the place we had planned for the wedding reception to be at burned about 2 months prior to the date. So we had to scramble to find a place. Only place left (June wedding) was this little hall that had no bar. So we had to provide beer. We had a couple kegs and about 35 cases of beer... all kinds. During the reception someone didn't know there was a giant ass cooler full of beer in another area and went and bought like 10 more cases. Anyhow, afterwards we had beer left over. At least 10-12 cases of beer. I tried to drink the Buttwiper. No love. But the wife was like "What are we gonna do with all this beer?" We drove past some homeless camp maybe a week later, she says "I know.. we can give all that leftover beer to the homeless!".. I say "Yeah that's a great idea!"... It wasn't. LOL. We get back home and she wanted me to help her load up the beer to take to the homeless. I laughed.. no that is not a good idea. Pretty sure we ended up giving it away to whoever showed any interest in it. "Oh you like Miller Lite, you'll love this free case of MGD". Took several cases to her parents house so they could pawn it off on friends that came over. :)
During my wedding, I two kegs of beer for the wedding dinner and the afterparty. During the after party, we emptied one keg and I sent two fraternity brothers to go get the other keg and bring it inside. They came back and said it was empty. Well the next afternoon when I was cleaning up, I went out to get that keg to load it in my truck and it was half full! I was like WTF guys, you forgot how to check a damn keg! They wasted half a keg of Shiner that I had to pour out onto the curb.
 

AlienXtx

Nignog
Meh....it was shiner
 

Oswego

n00b
Seen this in Hawaii today...wait I'm in NJ...wtf

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Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
I don't believe you...
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Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
Someone skipped leg day...
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That light bar...
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