So I bought a new dishwasher, it was to be installed on Saturday. Guys showed up to replace it. But the ball valve under the sink would not stop the water flow so they could replace it. They left the dishwasher in the garage and said once I got that valve replaced they would come replace it and haul the old one away (haul away was my main goal.. $25 for HD to haul away or I spend $36+ to do it). Anyhow I decided to take a look at the ball valve and do it myself. I ended up looking for my water shut off in the yard near the road. Appeared it was under a fucking bush that has grown sustainably over the years. I was trying to stick my head into the bush (don't all guys do that?), the bush was on my right side, I was sticking my head in there and I put my left hand down to get some leverage... a few moments later.. OUCH! I put it down dead center of a fire ant mound. That was yesterday, arm/hand was swollen and bumpy. Today its got the zit like wounds. I think I can count about 70 of them. Today I went out and stirred the mound with a boot and dumped Amdro on the assholes. Nothing can be simple/easy these days. Always a catch.