If not you know you need to hire him.
Recognizing your local D-TARD
- Thread starter SingleCabGuy
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Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Fully expected to read "SWIFT" on it.
AlienXtx
Nignog
I was looking for company logo. Started to stop and give him a application
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
What kind of tablet holder is that?
AlienXtx
Nignog
It's a phone holder. Got it from here Ford F-150 Dashboard Phone Mounts
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
That is cool. Might have to order this one. Ford F-Series Left-Hand Console Mount
AlienXtx
Nignog
Nice, that must be new. They had one for the 2022 style f150 dashes that mounted to the right hand side of the radio, but the 22 f250 still has the older style dash so I we t with this one. I don't like looking down for gps/waze
Hey! Did you forget that truck is not the "mod truck". You have a rig for that.
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
If anyone calls that a mod they need to turn in their tools.
AlienXtx
Nignog
So no one on TW has tools
So is the F250 mount just a clip on mount or is it one of them that requires the dash to be opened up a bit for bolts? I did not follow that link as I have been down that rabbit hole before.
AlienXtx
Nignog
You just have to pop off the vent surround and it just snaps in place. There is a piece that goes to the back of the dash where the defrost vent is and it clips there too
So I expected the Mother's Day holiday would keep the local fudd range pretty empty - I was very wrong.
Going Left to Right -
Idiot 1 - shooting a SCAR (nicely setup) but he would not get the end of the barrel over the end of the bench. So every muzzle blast would rattle the entire bench off the concrete bench and tin roof. I asked him to push the barrel out a little and he replied "it is a big caliber, sir" like he was shooting some big sniper rifle or something. I laughed and told him he did not know what a big rifle is. He needed a booster seat to sit and shoot at the adult end of the bench.
Idiot 2 - looked like Rat Boy off LetterKenny. He walked up with a Chinese bandoleer loaded up with ammo for his SKS complete with bayonet. He came walking up to the line carrying it like he was on patrol for the alphabet boys. He skipped a few rounds into the berm but was decently blasting away until he stepped off the line. When he stepped back he kept the rifle in the patrol carry with the muzzle in my direction. I told him to put it on the bench and stop flagging people. He looked confused till I told him I was going to consider it his intent to use deadly force.
Idiot 3 - picked up on my reference to "use of deadly force" and decided to pull his pistol out for some target practice at 100 yds. Not sure what he hit but it was not the berm.
I was loading up during most of this and gtfo out of there. I did stop and talk to the Ranger Owner before leaving. He said he was going to go provide some guidance to them. Public ranges are so much fun.
Going Left to Right -
Idiot 1 - shooting a SCAR (nicely setup) but he would not get the end of the barrel over the end of the bench. So every muzzle blast would rattle the entire bench off the concrete bench and tin roof. I asked him to push the barrel out a little and he replied "it is a big caliber, sir" like he was shooting some big sniper rifle or something. I laughed and told him he did not know what a big rifle is. He needed a booster seat to sit and shoot at the adult end of the bench.
Idiot 2 - looked like Rat Boy off LetterKenny. He walked up with a Chinese bandoleer loaded up with ammo for his SKS complete with bayonet. He came walking up to the line carrying it like he was on patrol for the alphabet boys. He skipped a few rounds into the berm but was decently blasting away until he stepped off the line. When he stepped back he kept the rifle in the patrol carry with the muzzle in my direction. I told him to put it on the bench and stop flagging people. He looked confused till I told him I was going to consider it his intent to use deadly force.
Idiot 3 - picked up on my reference to "use of deadly force" and decided to pull his pistol out for some target practice at 100 yds. Not sure what he hit but it was not the berm.
I was loading up during most of this and gtfo out of there. I did stop and talk to the Ranger Owner before leaving. He said he was going to go provide some guidance to them. Public ranges are so much fun.
At least it is color matched?
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Chevy quality.
AlienXtx
Nignog
Naa...that old bus is a Ford E-series, no such thing has chevy quality since about '72