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[5spd]

Andy and I will get together and double team your ass

Umm... that post really scares me

 

[thekidcatcher]

Be afraid, very afraid

 

[5spd]

Be afraid, very afraid

Of you... ... cute joke... tell me another please.

 

[AlienXtx]

I don't mess with little boys... you can go to jail for that.

How about an old man?....

 

[DemonSpeedn]

Today was a good day
[video=youtube;h4UqMyldS7Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q[/video]

 

[5spd]

How about an old man?....

Aslong as he is single and there are no crazy baby mamas coming after me maybeeeee

 

[thekidcatcher]

chicken walks into a bar and ask the bartender " you have any corn?" bartender says no, we dont serve it here. Next day chicken comes back and ask the same thing, bartender says " no, I already told you we dont serve that here" next day chicken comes in and ask the same question, bartender replies " look you fucker, I already told you we dont have it, if you come in here tomorrow and ask and I will nail your beak to the bar". chicken comes in the next day and ask "got any nails?" bartender says no, chicken says "got any corn?"

There is your joke.

 

[5spd]

chicken walks into a bar and ask the bartender " you have any corn?" bartender says no, we dont serve it here. Next day chicken comes back and ask the same thing, bartender says " no, I already told you we dont serve that here" next day chicken comes in and ask the same question, bartender replies " look you fucker, I already told you we dont have it, if you come in here tomorrow and ask and I will nail your beak to the bar". chicken comes in the next day and ask "got any nails?" bartender says no, chicken says "got any corn?"

There is your joke.

Thanks for tending to my request.

 

[DemonSpeedn]

Aslong as he is single and there are no crazy baby mamas coming after me maybeeeee

score

 

[thekidcatcher]

Guess I am outta the running cause of my status as a child. O well, looks like its time to cruise the highschool again. They really like that NSX

 

[AlienXtx]

Aslong as he is single and there are no crazy baby mamas coming after me maybeeeee

Hmmm, well I'm not married how about that...

 

[5spd]

score

Oh I forgot to mention they also can't steal fun things like walking sticks from my yard.

 

[texasislandboy]

hahahah

 

[DemonSpeedn]

My other theme for today, cause damn it feels good to be a gangsta
[video=youtube;rL9ihXiFAko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko[/video]

 

[5spd]

Hmmm, well I'm not married how about that...

When I say single I don't mean just how you file your taxes.

 

[DemonSpeedn]

Oh I forgot to mention they also can't steal fun things like walking sticks from my yard.

 

[bakerla]

what's been going on in here all day? or should i even bother....

 

[thekidcatcher]

When I say single I don't mean just how you file your taxes.

Now you cheatin on me Keith, much less with a woman!!!

 

[5spd]

what's been going on in here all day? or should i even bother....

Cliffs: Eric steals a stick bug from my yard, Eric and Jason want to pee in each other butts

 

[5spd]

Now you cheatin on me Keith, much less with a woman!!!

One comment toward another on the intrawebz is cheating now? Wow...